For any who have prayer requests still listed on the back of the bulletin, let me know which ones need to continue and which can be removed in order to turn over our requests for the year.
Eddie Olsen, 6th; Richard and Joann Motzkus, 11th; Ben Campeau, 13th; Joy Sunderland, 14th; Vicky (Peterson) Burschia, 16th; Michael Eells, 17th; Melody Tucker, 28th
The Sarah Corner
Why Teachers Retire Early
These are reported actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area:
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky
Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A: Premature death
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie
Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby
Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor
Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: What does "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you be after you be eight
Q: What is a Hindu? A: It lays eggs.
A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining. Ancient Chinese Fortune
Today's Teaching
Sunday School: Dueling Denominations
Pentecostalism #1
Early Pentecostals considered latter day restoration of apostolic power
Came out of Holiness movements and evangelical revivals turn of 20th century
These revivals led to greater attention on person and work of the Holy Spirit with emphasis on miracles of healings and tongues
Jesus and Nicodemus John 3:1-21
Nicodemus was at the pinnacle of Jewish excellence, a member of the Sanhedrin and a Pharisee, when he sought out Jesus
The Sanhedrin was made up of 70 men responsible for religious decisions and some civil rule under the Romans. Two Sanhedrin members who appeared in a favorable light in the Bible were Joseph of Arimathea and Nicodemus
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